All of British Football Protests Contraceptive Education for UK Teens!

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Friday, 24 October 2008

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Breed British supports a pure white ball with matching players

John Bull's footballs are now being kicked, headed and blocked by more brown, black and even yellow people than the white denizens of John Bull's fair skinned Island. For a nation whose premier poet mocked the dun breasts of his favorite lover and glorified the white dove over the inferior black crows in her troop, this racial diversity is at best new and at most hardly British.

This development is what has prompted the football programs across the United Kingdom to oppose the comprehensive sexsual education being required of all British youth.

A new advocacy program called: Breed British! is calling for the banning of condoms and birth control pills and devices from England's schools. Breed British spokesperson, Sowinyer Wildoats explained that since British adults have stopped having kids , the only hope of a white England is our youth: "Let them breed in the countryside, let them brteed in the backseats of the family car, let them breed, for England's sake and plant the seed of a new generation of fair haired boys and lusty blonde lassies!"

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