John Bull's Island will tell the sexsual truth to its youth for the first time next school term.
Sexsual Ed director, John Python Cleese told a conference of Birds and Bees educators that comprehensive sexsual education will be mandatory for England's budding, flowering and reproducing fields of youth.
"Youth", Python Cleese told the conference, "must hear in every year of the curriculum that the who-ha goes into the down there to make a squealing little pisser! Not only that but there must be direct instruction in the art of covering the John Thomas with all and any manner of sheath and French tickler."
Some conference participants objected to the injection of Continential sexsual practices but Cleese remained firm. When one looks at the incredible number of horny British teens and the fact that our fifteen year olds are reproducing at a greater rate than all of Italy, something must be done! French ticklers, Hungarian Goulashes or Polish Pierogies, my department doesn't give a damn! Stop the babes from hatchin' babies!"
