Written by Pointer

Monday, 27 October 2008

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McCain on Meet the Press

Pressed on every side by adversity, Repub candie John McCain has the millstone of the Bush failures around his neck. He is beset by the worst economic collapse since the Great Depression, a limping War in Iraq and a crawling one in Afghanistan. VPILF Candie Sarah Palin has launched her own insurgency with a ferocity that makes Al Qaida in Iraq look like a KFC franchise.

McCain drifted through three debates playing three different characters none of them very effectively. His attack ads have been laughable when they are not boring and his opponent can't seem to do anything wrong. Now a campaign aide has carved the letter B backwards on her forehead in a mirror and is saying that it was dione by Barack Obama while Joe Biden held her down.

Mccain campaign organizers are looking for the jokester who scheduled the taping of Meet the Press in Waterloo, Iowa.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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