Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American

Written by rkcaughman

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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Today Congressman Michelle Bachman, Republican from the Sixth District in Minnesota said that during her appearance on "Hardball" her comments were taken out of context, and that "Political pundits from the Socialist Right who used my exact quotes unfairly will pay for it in Jesus like retribution."

During a interview on Chris Mathews television show "Hardball" Congressman Bachman who is a founding member of the "Church of the Foursquare Gospel and Poisonous Snake Handlers and Strychnine Drinkers for Jesus" said that "Obama is Anti-American and probably has a closet full of turbans and other foreigner stuff in his closet."

Mathews seized on the opportunity to follow up by asking her exactly what she meant. She said "Chris, believe me I don't like to count on heresy, I mean hearsay, to point out to the American people that Barak Hussein Obama is not anti American, just because he is a registered Terrorist. I mean he and his ilk have just not been Jesustized like they should be."

When Sarah Palin was asked to comment on Congressman Bachman's pronouncement Palin said "I agree with the Congressman after all Alaska borders Minnesota and Michelle is afraid of Russia too, but I didn't know they had found members of the Talaban in his closet, for gees sakes."

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