Obama Propositioned by Larry Craig And Mark Foley

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Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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New York, New York (IPP) - Presidential candidate Obama's tour bus developed a problem with its toilet yesterday on the New York thru-way just outside of New York City and had to pull over at a rest stop so that Obama could use the restroom.

Secret Service agents noticed that the men sitting on toilets on each side of Obama were tapping Obama's shoes with their shoes.

The Secret Service agents brought in a crow bar and forced open the stalls where the men were sitting and arrested former Florida Republican representative Mark Foley and former Idaho Republican senator Larry Craig on assault charges.

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