Colin Powell the former US General and Secretary of State to George W Bush has astounded political commentators when he publicly accused presidential pretender Barak Obama of being a shape-shifting alien.
"I think he [Barack Obama] would be a transformational president," Mr Powell told NBC's Meet The Press.
When pressed to elaborate further he stated, "It's as obvious as the tentacles on your face that he's a tongue-flicking, shape-shifting alien!"
Later that day our reporter, Cory Spond, confronted Barak Obama, the presidential possibility and improbable impostor. Obama was clearly flustered by the accusations put before him and was quoted as saying,
"It takes one to know one!"
Before he could be asked to clarify what exactly he meant by that, he (Obama) promptly used his alien abilities to transform into an exact copy of our reporter!
Cory, shocked and traumatised at seeing Obama the alien amorphous, morph into an exact copy of himself, before his own eyes, was said to be beside himself!