Today is a press release (of sorts) Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin made accusations that in the late 1960's and early 70's Barack Obama met with the three dictators in a secret conference that was held in the board room of the New York Times.
Palin said the four made what she said was a "Double triple secret pact of doom that hastened the demise of Christians and Jews, led to lower numbers of Barren Ground Caribou, heightened the rise of the leftist, elitist, communist press, lowered birth weights of children on the island of Africa, and contributed to the loss of habitat of Bactrian Camels."
This stunning report came moments after Palin was briefed by Karl Rove and Dick Cheney. Shocked reporters reminded her that the three dictators she was speaking of were all dead before Obama was even born.
Palin said "I am unconvinced as I looked at the pictures that Karl and Dick showed me and they were all clearly together in what looked like Dr. Evil's underground lair." Palin then went on to say "The first dude looked at them too and he said it was Evil's lair and he even knows Mike Myers because Canada is right next to us and Russia and Greenland."
