CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today has just announced that Russian President Vladimir "The Human Douche Bag" Putin has just passed four of the most evil pieces-of-shit assholes in history. The publication's senior writer Papaya Bamboo, stated…
The common draught excluder is not as innocent as it may seem. Indeed, it could be a sign of dangers to come, said Lord Elpus, yesterday in the Upper House. "We live in troubled times, in which the common sort of person may rise up and seek despe…
Have you ever heard the lyrics to a popular Christmas carol “He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice”? Many people wrongfully assume that the carol is referring to Santa Claus, but it's actually Joseph St…
Charles Manson, who died in 2017, having spent 45 years in prison for, amongst other things, 7 counts of first-degree murder, and one of conspiracy to murder, but who always denied having committed the acts, has finally come clean through his ghost,...
A video of Indian politician Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred the politician's action. * The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek. * There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects. * Ticket inspector was getting c...
Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way. "The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...
In the old testament it was 'An eye for an eye'. In Jesus' time the message was 'Turn the other cheek'. So what do we have in our modern times as a guideline for our spiritual well-being? 'Karma' the New Age paths tell us. Every little nasty that you have ever done will come flying back at some time and whap you silly. Of course, karma doesn't necessarily have to be bad because every good thing yo...
Experts warn that the education system is failing our children by squeezing history out of the curriculum. England is the only country in Europe where the subject is not compulsory to the age of 15 or 16. Some kids are allowed to stop studying it...
Secret police arrests and a campaign of terror are keeping EU spending excesses a deadly secret. Exploding heads newspaper, the Daily Express, is gleefully exposing the European Commissions "grubby" attempts to conceal out-of-control spending.
(October 21, 2010 -- Madison, WI) …Startling news this morning out of rural Wisconsin, as I have obtained documentation from Lana Peters, the only living daughter of former dictator Joseph Stalin, stating she will file litigation against every media...
Between them, the two dictators had 14 million non-combatants killed in Poland, Belarus and Ukraine. Yale's Professor Snyder sheds new light on the horrors. Ken Lucid writes... Oh for crying out loud! More Hitler and Stalin! Don't misunderstand me - there's not a lot wrong with this effort, and Snyder's got a good track record. But... ... Hitler and Stalin. You know all I hear abou...
There are too many programmes on TV about Hitler and Stalin says a leading academic. Overkill on programmes about the twentieth century's dictator-monsters means modern history students are interested in little else. Prof Ken Lucid slams the cu...
You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin. This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel...
Joseph Stalin is back. Or at least he might be come the spring, when the thaw sets in. Kremlin insiders have revealed that Uncle Joe is cryogenically frozen and they are just waiting for the right moment to release him into world politics again. S...
Prime Mincer Gordon Brown is to unveil a new 'National Plan' as he tries to fight back from recent setbacks, The Diary has learned. The new Five-Year Plan is Brown's blueprint to lead Britain out of recession and extend its public service reforms.
The Soviet dictator, who was responsible for the deaths of around 15 million people during his 31-year reign of terror, is in second place in online voting for the Name of Russia competition. Stalin last week surrendered a narrow lead to Nicholas...
Today is a press release (of sorts) Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin made accusations that in the late 1960's and early 70's Barack Obama met with the three dictators in a secret conference that was held in the board room of the New Y...
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