CEO's get BONE US - Recent government financed, bailed out CEO's, are getting erectile dysfunctional medical prescriptions free,courtesy of the US taxpayer.
Citing preexisting conditions, and applying a little known or understood law, lawyers for a group action by these CEO's are living la dolce vita, (the good life.)
"Many CEO's are used to, through their years of employment in this capacity, of 'giving it to' their employees, to their shareholder's, to the public in general. Many of these CEO's have a self image problems, now viewed as pariahs, someone who you'd never 'do'" With the advent of job loss, personal finances, their self image...it's hard to "get up" anymore we seek remedy and resolve of this", said Attorney Jake "The Snake" Snipes, spokesman and representative for this group.
"The law states, (citing the obscure government law), "any preexisting condition of employment of a working business manager, shall be so accommodated, should the government resolve them of that position or find course to supplant them in that position."
It was basically applied during the days of the railroad and oil company expansion, but it is still in effect today.
Asked to explain further, as to the way the public may view this with an adverse reaction, Attorney Snipes expounded.
"Generally, the public likes to 'get it', it's an accepted condition. Bend over and just take it, there's a certain reassignment to it, just get it, ask any 'regular' person they know it's coming. if they don't their idiots.
"CEO's, are a special breed of people, unique in their concepts and in their own personal morality.
"They can 'give it', every day. You have to understand the mental toll on a CEO, who one day is f*kg everyone, and the next is sitting, proverbially with his pud in his hand. It's terrible."
Attorney Snipes is seeking special compensation for women CEO's.
"I can't go into the compensatory exploration right now, but woman CEO's face the same thing with different needs of fulfillment, obviously because of the gender difference we'd be seeking a bigger package for them."
