Gustav Spares NOLA! Oh No! Now Republicans have to Present Ideas and Policies!

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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

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Christian conservatives will be praying for Hurricane Hannah to spare the convention from its insubstantiality

Symbol rich and idea poor, the Republican party has the war time POW, the unHillary and they thought they had the distraction from hell to disguise the fact that they are clean out of ideas and policy proposals. Imagine our good luck, they told, Gustav huffed and puffed and blew away our four biggest nightmares. No one would have to see Bush or Cheney and we could give Laura and Cindy something actually meaningful to talk about!

With no disaster in NOLA, now what excuses do we have!? The a-hole administrations will actually have to appear at the convention and speak! People might even expect Laverne and Shirley to make a reappearance and try to tie the shoes of Michelle and Hillary.

We don't even want to think about MCcain having a POW flashback on the podium and Sarah Palin conducting an altar call so all of America can give their lives to Jesus!

Come on, Hurricane Hannah!!!

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