Dysfunctional Family Enjoys Incident Free Meal

Written by TJL

Saturday, 28 June 2008

(New Jersey) For the first time in recent memory, The Mitchell family enjoyed a pleasant Sunday dinner with out all the psychotic behavior that occurs during family meals.

"Its, so wonderful seeing them like this," Kate Mitchell commented as her husband and two kids exchanged pleasantries. "Usually Steve's feelings of inadequacy as a Father cause him to lash out at little Brian, but they all seem to be happy together, and Tiffany is actually eating something. I guess that bullemia thing was just a phase."

Kate was so pleased with her family's behavior she decided to wait until Monday to tell them she's running off to Las Vegas with Brian's 15 year old friend Todd.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more