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Funny story: Man Experienced The Sound Of Silence

Man Experienced The Sound Of Silence

A man who traipsed all the way to his brother-in-law's house, way out in the countryside, where very few people live, has told of how he became very bored very quickly, and withdrew to a field, where, at first hand, he encountered the sound of silenc...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Nashville Man Feels for Those Who Had Lives before Coronavirus

Thirty-three-year-old Nick Jameson of Nashville, Tennessee, couldn't have been more moved to hear of the havoc wreaked in people’s professional lives and personal relationships by the nationwide lockdown due to coronavirus - and could only be gratefu...

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Funny story: Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

Man Spends Hours Popping Bubblewrap With His Children

A man has revealed how he and his two children spent 'hours' indulging in the extremely satisfying activity of bursting the bubbles in a sheet of bubblewrap that had been used as protective covering on his daughter's new bike. Moys Kenwood, 56, an...

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Funny story: Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Neighbors' Baby Uglier Than Shit

Fairbury, Nebraska - A local couple gave birth to their first child Tuesday, and, according to their neighbor, the baby is uglier than shit. The ugly baby was born to Sarah and Michael Austin of Fairbury. Neighbor, Sal Greene, a 65-year-old writer...

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Funny story: Lobster Tales

Lobster Tales

I A little background is required before I embark on my first lobster tale. I came from a middle-class family and my paternal grandparents were at the upper limit of the socioeconomic boundary, but as immigrants, lived quite modestly. My grandmother...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Marvel to Release Aunt Man and Uncle Woman

Marvel to Release Aunt Man and Uncle Woman

The Marvel Universe is expanding as parent company Disney announced its latest entry, Aunt Man and Uncle Woman. Aunt Man and Uncle Woman are not your typical superheroes. They are crossdressing crusaders who use deception to fool the bad guys.

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Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story: Uncle insists he was in Texas during events of chainsaw massacre

Uncle insists he was in Texas during events of chainsaw massacre

At a family event last month an Uncle kept insisting he was in Texas during the grisly murders of the fictional film “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” “We tried explaining to him that it was a movie based around the killings by Ed Gein in Wisconsin bu...

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Funny story: Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

Dad Runs Out Of Things To Say To His Kids On The Fourth Snow Day

After enduring 4 snow days in a row Greg Smith realized he had nothing left to say to his kids. After exhausting conversations around snowmen, santa, legos, elf on a shelf and chicken nuggets Greg resigned himself to the fact that his kids really hav...

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Funny story: Family of High School Senior Ready to Decide Her Future

Family of High School Senior Ready to Decide Her Future

The family of local high school senior Sophia Carmichael is bewildered by the stress and anxiety the young woman faces while trying to make a decision about her future. "I really just don't understand what all the trouble is," says Jenny Carmichae...

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Funny story: Sick rich uncle's inheritance money only thing keeping couple together

Sick rich uncle's inheritance money only thing keeping couple together

Gavin Diskerud and Ruth Diskerud's relationship has been said to be on a verge of breakup for some time. However sources close to them claim the only thing keeping the couple together is the prospect of them inheriting money from Gavin Diskerud's ri...

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Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...

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Funny story: Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

He finally mustered up enough fortitude and courage to do it. However, once Parker Williams stepped out the closet, revealing his homosexuality to the world, his father, Frank Williams, was standing right there. "He made me go right back in,"...

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Funny story: Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

A sleepover consisting of twelve pre-teen girls planned for tomorrow night will most likely cause distress to the teenage brother of the girl at whose house the event will take place. Twelve year old Elisa McArthur, who turns 12 years old today, i...

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Funny story: Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

Man Cheats On Wife With iPhone's Siri

After two children, one dog, and three cars, Raymond Jones (42) of Niagara Falls, NY has filed for divorce from his wife of 12 years Rebecca (37). In the fall of 2013 the eligible (for an upgraded cell phone) Raymond went to his local AT&T sto...

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