Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Saturday, 17 May 2008

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Love at first sight - while on acid

It was an unlikely alliance: Mary Smyth, the 19 year old college student who recently lost her virginity in the back of a rusty 1964 Volkswagen Beetle meeting and falling in love with used car salesman Jim Browne who lost the keys to every car in the showroom she visited.

"Our eyes met across the showroom floor", said Jim, "I was searching everywhere for the keys. I was on the floor at her feet. We both bent down at the same time and our hands brushed each others. It was magic".

Both of them got to talking and soon discovered how much they really had in common.

"She had recently lost her virginity. I lost my car keys! She was looking for a car. I sell cars! She had three nipples. I have three nipples!", smiled a madly in love Jim.

By the end of the day Jim and Mary had found both car keys and love - but not Marys virginity. That was to remain lost, forever.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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