Emma and Miley To Be The Next Paris and Nicole

Written by Sophie Jayne

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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There is only room for one Paris Hilton in the world!

Today the world nearly stopped spinning as teen actresses Emma Watson and Miley Cyrus stepped out together dressed in pink tutus and tiaras, both carrying small fluffy objects (apparently dogs) in leopard print carriers.

Emma (18) and Miley (15) shared a pink limo to a busy London shopping street where they shopped 'til they dropped, no doubt stocking up on yet more pink fluffy things for them and their dogs to wear.

Afterwards they dined on salad (with no dressing) and vodka shots in a popular London restaurant. However when it came to paying the bill, Emma is reported to have said "Excuse me, but do you know who we are? We do not pay for our food."

When the restaurant manger refused to let them eat for free, cheeky Miley took his face in her hands and thrust her tongue down his throat. Only pausing to utter the words "Take that as payment!" The manger was so flustered, he let the girls walk out.

When Paris Hilton, glorified heiress caught wind of this, she went berserk "Dogs and pink are my thing!" she screeched "I invented the snog-the-waiter! I am not stupid, I see what they are doing here. They are trying to be like Nicole Riche and I used to be, well it isn't going to work, there is only room for one Paris Hilton in the world. They better watch their little step because I know people in high places. They really don't want to incur the wrath of Paris Hilton!"

No news on how Miley and Emma are taking this obvious death threat, but as we haven't seen them in their local 'Pets at Home' buying doggy supplies recently, we can only imagine that they are in hiding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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