Green-eyed monster in a tin foil hat

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Friday, 28 March 2008

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A big oil hostess plans to break her silence about those heady nineties years

Washington AC/DC - (Bug-eyed Mess): The Clinton White House diaries dilemma continues to rage unabated this weekend with the news that a big oil society hostess is happy to nudge the former First Lady's memory a bit and fill in "those pesky blanks" in her official 1992-1996 and 1996-2000 schedules.

"Many years of enigmatic silence may have given the impression that a well documented social circle is a figment of the Bush-era imagination," an editorial in California LA FagHagSlagMag said today.

"But this weekend we see the big guns flying in to open up the vaults containing all those unpublicised Clinton years dramas," Dave Lurid, the newspaper's editor added.

"We're talking a megabux crisis. Bravura performances. A top NATO military intelligence general's Supreme Court evidence. And the kind of Machiavellian intrigue that makes the legendary Lady Macbeth seem like a sweet li'l old lady with a teensy bit of attitude."

Many DC analysts feel that Hillary has had a pretty smooth ride, considering.

And that includes the shrinks ministering to the needs of stalwart faithfuls like Mrs Spitzer and Mrs Pasta Haggard.

"Sure wouldn't wanna be in Hillary's shoes," Prof V Smart said today.

"All hell's gonna break loose come Monday."

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