Ney York, New York (IPP) - According to John McCain most people have forgotten about the phony yellow and orange alerts that occured on a daily basis right up to the last day of the 2004 presidential election. McCain told reporters that this was an excellent technique to scare Americans into voting for Bush based on the false belief that he would protect them.
McCain says that since most people have caught on to the phony yellow and orange alerts that this year there would be small bombings like the one in New York on Thursday. The bombings, McCain said, are the work of spooks and operatives working for the Republican party with the blessings of none other than the Bushstapo.
Another tactic is to have generals and other personnel linked to Homeland Security make occasional public announcements about the potential for Al Queda to strike at the US in order to keep future recruits thinking that Al Queda is still a viable force.
McCain admitted that the Bushstapo has ruined the American economy by squandering one-trillion dollars in Iraq. The nation is facing economic disaster thanks to the free spending habits of the current administration and the creation of the biggest government bureaucracy in American history.
McCain says he has no choice but to stay the course and will continue the war against the middle class if elected president. Unfortunately the candidates from the opposing party hold little promise or potential for making things any better because they are very likely to raise taxes.