McCain Able To Accept All Endorsements, No Matter How Hateful

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 2 March 2008

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Rev Hagee and other McCain endorsees

In an ironically fratricidal development, "Son Of Cain", Republican near-certain Presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) seems to welcome every racist and sexist hate-mongering endorsement he can get - No matter what harm it does to his brothers and sisters.

Every Neo-Nazi, KKK, Homophobic, Catholic-deploring and woman-despising group in America has been welcomed as endorsing supporters of the McCain campaign for President.

When asked about his association with these hate-groups McCain responded in a chillingly Biblical fashion: "I do not know. Am I my endorsers' keeper?"

McCain spokesperson, Lie Thru-Mateeth tried to explain: "John accepts endorsements from anybody and anything. After what Bush has done to the Republican cause we have no choice. Scumbags are the only people left supporting us. Thank God, the democrats have a black and a woman wrestling for their nomination.

"These are two of the groups in our country that can still attract strong hate. . . I just wish one or both of them would come out of the closet. . . that would give us the tri-fecta!"

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