With all credible Republican candidates for the Republican Presidential Candidacy long gone from the race, John McCain announced his undisputed victory over nobody!
Huckabee, in true Christian humility, admitted that he is nobody.
Ron Paul conceded that only his dear mate, Ru Paul, thinks he's anything special.
McCain, armed with the endorsement of the new resurrection of the 19th century anti-immigrant Know- nothing Party, declared himself: "The only person running on the Republican ticket!" These words have proven bitterly true as no one will agree to be his running mate.
Worst President Ever GWB is believed to have damaged the Republican cause this severely.
McCain is rumoured to have propositioned Ron Paul's mate, Ru commented to the press: "Hey, joo should tink about dis, honey. Dis queer ain't goin be one hearta beat from the Prezidency, sweet heart...not wit all dez loco gay-haters in jour party, baby!'
