McCain In hostage crisis

Funny story written by Terence Cloth

Friday, 7 March 2008

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In a stark confession today, Senator John McCain reveals the horror of the time he was held hostage, with many other innocent businessmen, in the Nakotomi Plaza siege.

He revealed how he, alone, had been instrumental in the deaths of many terrorists.

"It was through my actions, and that of the one cop who believed me, that the hostages were released."

He went on to reveal how he had hidden in air conditioning vents in just his white vest and trousers, as he had lost his shirt and shoes due to plot requirements.

In a gripping finale that took place on the rooftop of the building, the senator killed the head terrorist, Alan Rickman, by throwing him off the building.

I tried to speak to Alan's brother, Mr Jeremy Irons, as he was boarding a flight to New York but he refused to comment.

Mr McCain also explained to me that Hollywood had approached him on trying to get the rights to his story.

"I will only let them film that part of my life if they let Sylvester Stallone play me."

When asked for some final words for TheSpoof.com readers out there, he simply said:

"I'll Be Back."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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