The Price of Freedom

Funny story written by David Johnson

Wednesday, 14 April 2004

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George Tenet taking the Oath of Surveillance

Washington, D.C. - C.I.A. Director George Tenet told the commission investigating the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks that it will take 5 years for the Office of Homeland Security to put every person in America under surveillance.

This massive effort will require a separate Privacy Bureau within the Office of Homeland Security, costing an additional $100 billion a year.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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