Iowa, US and A (Reuterus) - William 'Jefferson' Clinton and Earvin 'Magic' Johnson recently began appearing together in a show of support for Hillary 'Rodham' Clinton. Though it may surprise some voters, the prominent friendship between former president Clinton and his close friend, Johnson, shocks few political insiders defending the low post.
Meanwhile in a strange twist of events, Dennis 'The Worm' Rodman threw his full support behind dark horse candidate Dennis 'John' Kucinich whose wife, Elizabeth 'Jane' Kucinich (née Harper), is a "hottie" originally from London, England who briefly volunteered with Mother 'Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu' Teresa somewhere in India. Although Rodman's whereabouts could not be confirmed, he is believed to currently play basketball with the Rio Grande Valley Vipers located in Hidalgo, Texas.
On the other side of the aisle, the ghost of Wilt 'The Stilt' Chamberlain came out of a deep slumber (where he claimed to have bedded at least twenty-thousand virgins) to show his support for Republican presidential hopeful Ronald Ernest 'Ron' Paul. Chamberlain went on record to say that he considers Paul to be "a good-looking guy".
