Boyfriend Won't Shut Up About Brooklyn

Funny story written by TJL

Friday, 9 November 2007

When Diane Barber first went out with Kevin Surette, she enjoyed hearing him tell her all about the trendy Williamsburg section of Brooklyn he calls home. Now five months into their relationship, the pretty Manhattanite wishes Kevin would stop talking about Brooklyn altogether.

"Jesus, if he tells me about another new organic microbrewery or funky handmade jewelry store that opened on his block, I will totally dump his ass," Miss Barber muttered while Kevin smoked a clove cigarette outside the coffee shop. "It's Brooklyn! Who freakin cares!'

Kevin was later heard telling Diane how his block association stopped McDonald's from moving into a local storefront so they could build an experimental puppet theater for the blind in the same space.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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