Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot

Funny story written by tzdan

Friday, 9 November 2007

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Toddler Most Wanted Fugitive After Being Named As Head Of 'Date Rape' Toy Plot
Robosapien, who shamefully admitted to his involvement in the diabolical plot.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Dylan Jacobs, a.k.a. the 'Playskool Predator', became the F.B.I.'s most wanted fugitive Friday, after being identified as the mastermind in a plot to dominate the entire globe.

The F.B.I. received a tip late Thursday that Jacobs may have been involved in the introduction of gama-hydroxy butyrate, commonly referred to as the 'date rape' drug, to a shipment of Aqua Dots toys.

Agents then searched the Jacobs residence in Newark, New Jersey, where they found incriminating evidence, including an Easy Bake Oven, allegedly used to prepare the ingredients of the drug.

Jacobs, who reportedly fled on his Big Wheel before investigators could apprehend him, also left behind evidence implicating accomplices Robosapien and a Dora the Explorer doll.

Robosapien was promptly taken in for questioning. he eventually named Jacobs as the head of the plot, after being promised that his spouse, Roboraptor, and child, Roboreptile, would be placed in protective custody.

Slowly, the sordid details of the diabolical plot began to emerge, as Robosapien revealed Jacobs' plan of creating a 'master race' from his own genetic seed.

Jacob's illegitimate offspring would eventually mature into a master race.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more