United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

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Meteor Shower In Peru

United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name of anyone from Peru nor anything important that had ever happened there so they had no choice but to demote. At least in Mexico you can get a good taco. They (the UN) also said they had nothing better to do anyway.

Peru was unable to mount much of a reaction what with all the hubbub and temporary sense of excitement and self importance that goes along with the arrival of a smelly meteorite on one's territory or whatever.

Peruvian authorities have removed the meteorite and gotten rid of the meteorite's smelliness by washing it with oxy clean. They are going to put it up for sale on ebay as soon as they can find the following : (A) a computer and (B) someone who knows how to operate a computer. They also have to find someplace where they can plug in the computer and some phone lines would be helpful...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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