Republican candidate Giuliani will "turn back time"

Written by Jesus Budda

Sunday, 9 September 2007

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Britany Spears Time Machine - got there ahead of Rudi

Former New York mayor and Republican bast*ard candidate, Rudolph Giuliani says he wants America to go back to a safer time.

"You know in the very first Superman movie the bit where Superman flies around the world so fast that time goes backwards and he saves Lois Lane because everything goes back to the way it was before Lex Luthor created the giant earthquake which killed her?", said an excited Giuliani at a Republican fundraiser, "well that's what I'm going to do if elected. I'm going to turn things back to the way it used to be in the good old days".

When told that pop star Britney Spears already has a time machine that can do the same thing, Giuliani meekly stepped away from the podium and sat silently in the corner sucking his thumb.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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