Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): "We couldn't have done it without The Spoof's ceaseless probings of Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club", a top FBI source chuckled today.
"Along with the FBI the only group consistently dedicated to putting Senator Ted Stevens in jail - along with his douchebag son Ben - has been that band of tireless hacks from The Spoof.
"And it kinda cheered us up when back in April they showcased Bruce Weyhrauch's tumble off his dumbass yacht into the icy Juneau waters," the source continued, "before warning it was an omen of an impending bust.
"Must be that resident reporter of theirs up in Juneau - the one that the US Navy trained its gunship warheads on after the Empress of the North nearly capsized.
"Sure hope he knows who pulled them strings to get the cannons turned back from his office window!
"Now as far as the perception that the entire Alaskan Legislature is corrupt is concerned, we're looking into it.
"Some folks reckon it's no more totally corrupt than Washington DC, and that's fair comment.
"So - sure! It's been a monumental year for busting corrupt Alaskan legislators and their VECO string-pulling masters Maybe a lot of us, even though we suspected, didn't really understand the depth and the breadth of the depravity we were dealing with.
"Fortunately The Spoof has always been there as a reality check if our nerve ever faltered.
"Wonder what on earth they'll next dig up?"
