London - (Ass Mess): Law Lords at the UK's House of Lords today challened Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club to produce a home-grown hydrocarbons industry asshole "of the equivalent stature of mendacity, deviousness, depravity, treachery and complete dedication to self-aggrandizing hubris" as that of Lord Browne, disgraced ex-CEO of BP currently cooling his heels in an underage brothel in Thighland.
"Their Honorable Lordships do verily challenge the notion that even the most disgustingly corrupt current or former members of the Alaskan legislature, their VECO paymasters and/or their Capitol Hill accomplices could ever in any way equal the criminality of John Browne, douchebag-in-waiting to the British Hellfire Club and scion of Hitler's Pope's fetid loins," an official website statement said today.
Since his outing as a lying, perjuring, colluding scumbag earlier this year Browne has emerged as the top suspect in 99% of UK anti-terror investigations linked to all the major global atrocities of the decades spanning the Reagan/Bush1 Administrations, the Bush1 Presidency, the Clinton years and the current Bush2/Cheney kleptocarcy itself.
Meanwhile in Alaska Corrupt Bastards Club investigators have welcomed the British Law lards' challenge and aim to put up their own champion by the end of next month.
"We know Browne's a class act and pretty hard to beat," an FBI source said today, "but please! Just give us a few more weeks and we'll put up our own man - or woman! - of the same caliber of depravity as the Brits' No 1 exhibit."
Senator Ted Stevens is 84.
