Corruption protesters superglue themselves to BP HQ gates

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 20 August 2007

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Over 100 superglued themselves to BP's gates

St James's Square, London - (Outrageous Mess): Hundreds of anti-corruption protesters have super-glued themselves to the gates outside BP's palatial London headquarters following reports that the oil company's disgraced former CEO Lord Browne will evade all charges in a criminal probe linking him to Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club.

"This is the last straw," one activist said today after hearing that newly appointed Department of Justice Secretary Jack Straw had shredded evidence showing Browne lied to the UN Security Council about his career smearing and harassing the principal shareholders of Chevron Texaco.

This in turn fuelled Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club into ever worse criminal activities as they rampaged through Capitol Hill, peddling favors to bent GOP politicians and attempting to write off Supreme Court-imposed punitive damages of $2.5 billion on hapless oil giants Exxon Mobil following the 1989 Prince William Sound disaster.

Today's BP protest was eventually broken up by riot police who eventually managed to prise the glued bodies away from wrought iron railings outside the oil company's HQ.

Lord Browne is on vacation in Cancun, Mexi

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