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Funny story: Man Decided To Have A Garden Fire And Put A Lot Of Aerosol Cans On It To See What Would Happen

Man Decided To Have A Garden Fire And Put A Lot Of Aerosol Cans On It To See What Would Happen

A man who had nothing better to do at the weekend, decided to have a fire in his back garden, and put some old, empty aerosol cans he had in his garage, on the fire, to see what would happen. Moys Kenwood had the idea whilst looking at a can of ae...

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Funny story: NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

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Funny story: President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

President Vows To "Put The Lead Back In Paint"

In what Republican lawmakers touted as certain boost for the economy, the president revealed his plan today, to "Put The Lead Back In Paint." A spokesperson for the Society of Mothers For The Manufacture of Lead responded that this is exactly what...

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Funny story: Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Watching Paint Dry New Baby Boomer Habit

Streaming entertainment has been the buzzword (well, buzzwords) for the past few years as media conglomerates battle each other for content and access to the consumer. Recent studies have shown that millenials spend 2000% more time watching movies o...

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Funny story: White House to be Pink House

White House to be Pink House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House announced today that in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month this coming October, the White House will be painted pink. According to press secretary, Joanna Rosholm, Mrs. Obama made the decision after conferrin...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

Los Angeles Declares War On Graffiti

LOS ANGELES - The Lost Angeles Police Department has just announced its War on Graffiti program. An LAPD spokesperson, Harry Watkinfaust stated that this vandalistic act of tagging buildings, houses, and even automobiles is going to be stopped.

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ryde Pier is still green after St Patrick's Day

Isle of Wight News - Ryde Pier is still green after St Patrick's Day

On March 17th, Ryde Council painted Ryde pier bright green to celebrate St Patrick's day. "Sadly," said Pat Saint, councillor for Ryde and District, "Patrick's day fell on a Sunday this year, and the council painters refused to work on a Sunday. W...

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Funny story: Tartan Paint is finally invented

Tartan Paint is finally invented

It's been a well-known practical joke for years now, someone is asked to fetch a list of products which don't exist and they fall for it because in the spur of the moment the items sound quite believable. Examples of products people might be asked fo...

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Funny story: White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

White Cliffs of Dover To Be Repainted!

For the first time in over fifty years England's famous White Cliffs of Dover are to be repainted. Matt white was used when the cliffs were last given a fresh lick of paint, as part of the 1951 Festival of Britain celebrations, but this time, just fo...

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Funny story: Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Homoeopathic paint cures colour blindness

Pseudo Sciences have developed a new formulation paint that has been shown in clinical trials to cure colour blindness. The new paint, available in any colour, is used like ordinary paint and comes in both matt and gloss. "We take common dyes...

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Funny story: Man banned from bus because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint

Man banned from bus because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint

Brian Weekly was banned from boarding his local bus in Paignton because he was carrying a tin of tartan paint. The bus driver told Brian he could not travel on the bus with a tin of tartan paint because it was against company policy. Mr Weekly...

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Funny story: Beef scam exposed

Beef scam exposed

Inspectors have raided 22 butchers shops across the city after an investigative report in The Pig Truth revealed how some are using red paint to give frozen beef a fresh look. Punk clothed officers from the Paint and Environmental Department colle...

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Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Funny story: Britney Spears is NOT the Paint to My Canvas

Britney Spears is NOT the Paint to My Canvas

It happened. I finally got recognized from my humble Vlog, Ed-E-torial. It was kind of flattering, but also kind of scary in a Robert Bardo/Rebecca Schaeffer kind of way. I, like Rebecca, really don't need a bodyguard. However, there might just be that one loon, who slips between the cracks or shoots through the screen door as it were.

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