Iran's Amadinejad Makes Nice To U.S.

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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(Tehran) - Anti-American radical Iranian president, Mahmoud Amadinejad, narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a launched U.S. made missile flew off course in Iraq, entered Iran, cruised through downtown Tehran, and flew right through Amadinejad's bathroom window.

In an exclusive interview with Los Angeles based reporter, Andrew Lawrence, it was learned that Amadinejad was shaken but unhurt. Luckily, Mahmoud was not in the bathroom at the time but was in his office busily auditioning a bevy of veiled belly dancers for an upcoming male-only bash at the presidential palace.

The accidental missile strike follows an almost identical incident involving Venezuela's Hugo Chavez.

The U.S. State Dept issued an immediate apology to Amadinejad stating, "Oops, sorry about that. The missile flew 1,000 miles off course and accidentally happened to somehow fly right through your bathroom window. We're glad you're not dead and, though we have thousands of missiles in your neck of the woods, we'll try our best to make sure it won't happen again."

In response, Amadinejad praised the U.S. for admitting the mistake and went on to say how much he looked forward to playing nice with his new best friend, the U.S.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

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