Written by Andrew Lawrence

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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(Caracus) - Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, changed his anti-American tune yesterday when a U.S. made missile was accidentally launched through his presidential bathroom window.

The very vocal anti-American dictator was shaken but unhurt. Luckily, Chavez was not in the bathroom at the time; he was in his office busily being a dictator.

The U.S. State Dept issued an apology to Chavez which said, "Oops, sorry about that. It was an errant missile that went off course and just happened to go right through your bathroom window. We're glad you're not dead and we're sure it won't happen again."

In response, President Chavez publicly praised the U.S. and all things American.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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