George W. Bush Declared "Enemy of English Language"

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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The Association for Literacy, Grammar and American English, or ALGAE, has formally declared President George W. Bush to be an "enemy of the language." Specifically, he has been charged with "crimes against the English language."

ALGAE president Nelson Liddy said that he is constantly perplexed with the president's misuse of the language. "Nobody can be that stupid or uneducated", said Liddy. "This has to be a conscious act on the part of President Bush to destroy the English language. I see him as a world class verbo-terrorist", stated Liddy.

President Bush responded by saying "enema of the language, is this some kind of joke?"

Sal Manella

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