President Bush has received yet another honor. The embattled commander in chief was given a lifetime achievement award by Who's Who Among American Idiots, an organization of which he has been a member since his days at Yale University.
"I can't believe this", an obviously overjoyed President Bush told reporters. "To be recognized for a lifetime of achievement is a great honor. And I'm not done yet! I still have a lot of things that I want to get accomplished in my life!" First Lady Laura Bush was seen brushing back tears as the president spoke.
Who's Who Among American Idiots is a very elite organization, counting only about 800 current members. Membership is by invitation only. Notable members include Rosie O'Donnell, Don Imus, Rush Limbaugh, Al Sharpton, Pat Robertson, Ward Churchill, and Ray Nagin.