Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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A Happy Bush and Uncomfortable Blair.

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Liberals rejoiced today as President Bush signs a bill to legalize same-sex marriages in all fifty states.

"It was just time, fur this kinda thang to happen." Bush said early Wednesday morning, "I just needed someone to hold my hand, cuz this was a heck-of-a big step fur me. 'Specialy now that Condi and my wife and some mo' of my peeps is aginst hobo-sexual marriage. I'm jus glad that Blairie was assinting me."

English Prime Minister Tony Blair spoke after the dinner party, that Bush set-up."He [President Bush] thinks I did this all for him, but he is wrong. He is just bloody mad about me and I find that terrible uncomfortably. I'm a happily married man, but if it keeps his mind off Iraq than I say, 'Bloody hell, let's go for it'"

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