George W. Bush to be New Head of IMF

Funny story written by TomFoolery

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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When this man is elected president, 'Who ya gonna blame?"

Capitol Hill (Flaming Press)-- Lemming Liberal Democrats (i.e. Libocrats) in both the House and the Senate have unanimously agreed that 'lame duck' President George W. Bush is way too valuable to be let go simply because of constitutionally mandated term limits.

A convenient target when mistakes, foul-ups and oversights occur in Washington, G-Dub is infinitely more than just THE Republican libocrats love to hate. So much so, in fact, that a new lifetime position has been congressionally crafted so that Ole George the Whippin' Boy will be around long after the thrill of serving in the highest office is gone.

Never before in the heinous history of US politics has such a devious, deceitful and dubious deed been dredged up. Due to be dubbed the 'doubtful dunderhead' of the highest order, the propaganda patsy of the past will live on in perpetuity once the libocrats settle on a title for the precarious political position.

Striving to create a moniker that will make it as easy as falling off a pork barrel for libocrats to duck and cover in the wake of their own misdoing, finding an appropriate appellation is no less than an onerous objective.

Tentative titles that didn't make the final cut to date have included: King of Incompetent Clueless Knuckleheads Most Excellent (KICKME), Department of Utter Nonsense Cannot Escape (DUNCE), Washington's Usual Sultan of Stupid (WUSS), and Office of Legislative Deficiencies, Failures And Real Trouble (OLDFART).

Libocrats, however, after taxing their overrated brains and scandalously spending much too much time on such a useless undertaking, finally reached a unanimous conclusion. Once he departs the White House, George W. Bush will be laughingly ushered into his new, never-ending post as head of the IMF. Thenceforth, his only allowable response to questions will be: It's My Fault.

THIS JUST IN: Top executives at the International Monetary Fund are scrambling to rename themselves so as not to be even remotely associated with the new flaming blamers invention.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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