Seattle, Washington - Thirty-seven thousand 'Lower IQ' citizens from across the country today marched on Washington, to protest what they feel is unfair treatment due to their lower test scores.
"We want the government to stand and take notice of us," shouted participant Chad Halliway above the din of protesters. "We are real people with real problems, and we will no longer be relegated to second class status because we score lower on biased intelligence quotient tests."
Seattle residents were shocked to see the wave of protesters come rolling into town in cars, vans, campers and buses, holding anti-Bush signs and chanting "We demand respect!". The scene quickly turned to bedlam when protesters were neither able to find the White House nor the Capitol Building.