Man acdcidently Zips Member Sues Zipper Manufacturer For 54 Million

Written by Smackycrackman

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

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Ft Myers Florida - Stuart Catalonia bought a new pair of pants and wore them to work the next day. When he put the pants on for the first time he noticed that the zipper was operating roughly. He thought nothing of this because in the past the zipper would start to work normally after a few times of pulling the zipper up and down.

He went to the bathroom at work and got his member caught in the zipper and could not release himself from the pants that he had purchased at Walmart.

The legal aid service of the Lee County Court has offered to take his case for free. It is expected to go to trial in April 2007.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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