A Letter to Our Idiot President

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Wednesday, 28 January 2026

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A letter to our idiot president

Dear Mr. Idiot:

I want to commend you for doing your best to fuck up this country. Thanks to your brilliance in handling the economy. I now am paying $120 dollars for an order of food that several months ago was $100 dollars. I always thought food was undervalued.

You have done a great job of putting the spineless Republicans in the Senate under your complete control and getting them let the subsidies for the Affordable Care Act expire. Now my grandfather can look forward to paying several hundred dollars more a month for his health insurance.

The way you are handling the country of Venezuela has us all cheering, although I was hoping you would put another dictator like Maduro in charge who is loyal to you instead of Delcy Rodríguez. You have done a fine job of screwing over the country by gaining control of their oil. We can always use cheap oil from an impoverished nation.

You are doing a great job of getting the Department of Justice to keep the Epstein files from being published. Your activities with his 15 year old girls will always be safe.

Oh, wait a minute. I just realized that you are not an idiot at all! I am on my knees begging and pleading for your forgiveness. I just did some research and found out that you graduated at the top of your class from Idiot school which doesn’t make you an idiot but instead it makes you a complete idiot.

On second thought, this country would be better off if it was run by the Taliban instead of you. At least the Taliban doesn’t lie about everything. They are forthright. When they say they are going to incarcerate you, they incarcerate you. When they say they are going to oppress women, they oppress women. They are consistent and always true to their word.

As of press time, Taliban supreme leader, Hibatulla Anhundzata, had Donald Trump’s head in a headlock in the White House and was giving him a nuggy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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