BILLINGSGATE POST: Fort Knox, the mysterious place where it is estimated 450,000 gold bars are stored, has been the subject of speculation by President Trump and Elon Musk. It appears that no one actually knows how much of our Nation’s gold is stored there. With each 27 pound gold bar worth approximately $1,156,800 at the current spot price, why worry about being off a few hundred bars or so?
Well, DOGE might be! The team, led by Scrooge McDuck, is dedicated to eliminate waste in Government. McDuck, who has a reputation for wallowing around in his money bin, was a natural choice for this mission.
Huey, Dewey and Louie, grandsons of Scrooge, are also part of the team. We’re not talking about the Three Stooges. They have been recognized by The Notary Sojac Society as the first set of Duck triplets to graduate Summa Cum Quacka from the same school as President Trump, where they were classmates.
President Trump: “With the McDucks counting the gold bars, the people who wisely voted for me can expect the results of this audit to be published on or before the release of the list of preverts who associated with Jeffrey Epstein.
Dr. Slim: “What about James Bond as part of the team? He saved Fort Knox from being captured by Goldfinger in his scheme to obliterate the World economy.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. How about Odd Job? He might be handy to have around. He’s always looking for work.”
