Donald Trump Hides His Health Records, But Destroys Women’s Health Rights  

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 12 October 2024

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"I won't release my medical records either."

Why won’t Donald Trump release his medical records? What is Donald Trump trying to hide? That he weighs over three hundred pounds and that he is obese?

Everyone already knows that. Those tent jackets aren’t hiding anything. 

That Trump wears makeup on his face? Everyone already knows that too. That he had a facelift? A history of failed liposuction? Does Donald Trump require medication? He admires dictators because he’s weak? 

As Donald Trump said about his Vice President Mike Pence being hanged by the angry January 6th mob, “So what?” 

Okay. It’s clear Donald Trump isn’t all there. A few marbles are missing. The question is: How many?

Can he cut his food? He can manage a golf cart, but can he drive on a freeway? Is he able to shave, or does he require a barber? His clothing looks as though it’s been slept in, and people say he smells

Okay. Why does he smell? Does he accidentally step into something daily?

His IQ isn't very high as evidenced by his single-syllable vocabulary. A word with more than three syllables becomes a slurry-slur, usually followed by a self-incriminating joke about those long sucker loser words. The MAGA people love that kind of folksiness. A few curse words now and again are cute. He’s speaking their language.

But what is so very bad in his medical records that Donald Trump will not allow them to be released? 

Obviously, Donald Trump is not a healthy person and should not be near the nuclear button. 

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