Elon Musk Proved Rich Men Can't Jump. 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 11 October 2024

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"Watch me. I can go up!"

Elon Musk could jump off a pier, boat, or springboard, but he appears to be glued to the boards while attempting to demonstrate his glee in taking center stage with Donald Trump. On his first attempt, on his second, and on the third, he went nowhere vertically. 

It was embarrassing. It looked like Trump suggested Musk give it up. He gave it up and then continued to walk about behind Donald Trump. Musk had a big smile. Why? Maybe it was a smile of embarrassment.

Maybe not, but jumping just two inches isn't a good look for a guy who plans to send people up to Mars. Or maybe two inches is considered the high jump in South Africa. 

Maybe also Elon Musk was so overwhelmed to be on stage with Trump that he couldn't get his boosters going, which isn't a good way to demonstrate his support for the Republican presidential nominee.

It's good that he kept that big smile on his face, even though he failed to defeat gravity.

Could Elon Musk is overweight? Also, about that black hat? It looked silly. 

Elon Musk has Tesla, Starlink, SpaceX, Zip2, X.com (which merged with PayPal), and about five other ventures, and most likely more in his future. So why is the need to jump while on Trump's stage?

To jump down? Okay. But to jump upwards? Gravity said, "No, no, no!" 
Maybe once upon a time, but today, no way.

Which reminds people once again of the book written by Rick Wilson, Everything Trump Touches Dies. 

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