Trump A-Z: asshole, baby, cuntgrabber, dumbfuck, egomaniac, fuckhead, garbagemouth, hamburgerbrain, idiot, jackass, kook, laughingstock, moron, narcissist, oompahloompah, pussy, quack, retard, shitforbrains, tiptoeingmotherfucker, unAmerican, vomit, whacko, xenophobic, yellowbelly, zero
Trump A-Z (round 2): airhead, bloatedbitch, conman, douchebag, entitledinfant, fomentingfool, giantloser, heelspurdraftdodger, imbecile, jellybelly, knownothingknucklehead, liar, mentalmidget, numbnut, obeseorangefreak, pervertedPutinlover, quintessentialcrybabyhypocrite, ridiculous, scatterbrained, trumptard, ungodlybibleseller, voraciousBigMaceater, wannabeMussolini, xraytouchyfeelyfelon, yourworstnightmare, zanyzigzaggingsenselessfruitcake.
After reading both rounds of Trump A-Z, Kim Jong Un and Viktor Orban issued a joint statement: “Hey, what about us? It doesn’t mention us! What’s wrong with us?”
Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot also chimed in from their special corners of hell: “And here we are…the best murderers in modern history, and you only mention Mussolini and Putin. It’s a disgrace!”
