Eight year old Virginia O’Callahan recently wrote Santa Claus a letter asking whether it was possible that a convicted felon of 34 counts, found guilty of sexual abuse, trice married, tax evader and draft dogger, lover and admirers foreign dictators, could ever, ever be elected President of the United States of America?
Santa Claus replied: Yes, Virginia, it is indeed possible. He also paid hush money to a porn star who was not his wife and tried to reverse his lost election in 2020. And this convicted felon is still namby-pambying about his election loss.
Virginia wrote back: Gosh, Santa, all of that is just horrible.
Santa replied: Don’t worry, Virginia, we’ll always have Christmas.
Then Santa added: There was indeed one last great hope, and that is the lady who was the District Attorney of San Francisco, Attorney General for California, US Senator from California, and for the last four years was the Vice President of the United States. This grand lady is running against the convicted felon, and her name is Kamala Harris. The convicted felon makes fun of Kamala’s first name and can’t remember her last name, but that might be because of the electrical wiring from his brain to his mouth, and he just can’t help it.
Virginia replied: Kamala Harris sounds just super, Santa. Then there will not be a mob boss in the White House! And Santa, I do not want an AR-15 Rifle for Christmas. Just a tricycle. Here’s looking at you, Santa!
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