Donald Trump Suggested For Olympic Gold, Sort Of

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 20 August 2024

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"Really? A medal for telling 162 lies in 64 minutes? Right."

Yes indeed! Thirty-four-time convicted felon and presidential candidate for the Republican Party, Donald Trump, should win an Olympic medal.

Sort of.

Of course, not for the pole vault exercise or high jump. Recalling his reaction to losing the 2020 election, forget any relay competition and attempts at passing the baton. Who knows where the baton would end up?

After a fact check, NPR found that Mr. Trump made an unimaginable 162 lies during a news conference. This news conference was not a news conference that lasted a year or two, but a conference that lasted precisely 64 minutes.

Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg said Trump should have an Olympic Gold medal for such an accomplishment.

While MAGA people claim NPR is picking on Mr. Trump and distorting tiny exaggerations or a missing timeline or date, one can scarcely refer to those as a lie. The man has a lot of the geo-political developments on his mind.

Like perhaps 5 to 10 years in prison.

Editor’s note: No.

Reply: Okay.

Anyway, a Gold Medal of some kind could be awarded during a ceremony at Mar-a-Lago. The same place where US Top Secret red-flagged documents were absconded to, hidden, re-hidden, and moved around like musical chairs, from basement to attic, bathrooms to backstage, storage areas, car trunks, kitchen pantries, and food lockers.

Mr. Trump is rumored to gracefully accept any Medal for any action in defending democracy and his freedom of speech.

Editor’s note: Okay.

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