Ginny Thomas Has Dirty Nails – Whaddaya Gonna Do About It?

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 8 April 2023

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Ginny's Got Enough Dirt for the Terror

While attending a $5000 a plate dinner for “Nazis for Trump”, Ginny Thomas was found to have DIRTY FINGERNAILS!

The elite and perfumed and plucked were not happy. Baron von Thistlewick popped out his monocle and took Ginny aside to have a word about her nails.

To which she replied,

“Fuck that shit – so my nails are dirty – I can still eat – that’s good dirt – I eat dirt for breakfast and all day long, fuckers! Wanna see shake my sweet bootie? You know who my husband is? I married a fucking judge, bitches! A supreme court judge and you can’t do shit about him or me and you know it – and we’re laughing! We go on free vacations around the world – everybody does it, don’t pretend you didn’t know. No one can touch me and Clarry – we’re Ebony and Ivory, invincible forever! Welcome to the Terror Dome!”

Bizarre rambling confession there, but Ginny has laid down the law (no pun … maybe) and she makes a good point. For all the “checks and balances” of the American system of perfect government, there’s no goddamn good way to get rid of a corrupt supreme court judge. Impeach? What does that mean and does it at all affect a person’s credit rating?

Perhaps this cocky attitude of Ginny’s is why, in most photos of she and her “Clarry”, they are either laughing or smiling. They got away with it … just like criminals who know they’ll never go to jail due to faulty politics.

Welcome to the Terror Dome, indeed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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