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Funny story: President Biden Will Visit Mexico Because They Have More Oil Than Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Alaska Combined

President Biden Will Visit Mexico Because They Have More Oil Than Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Alaska Combined

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden is set to visit Mexico to explore purchasing a large amount of oil. Geologists have recently discovered new oil deposits in the states o…

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Funny story: American Geologists Have Found One of The World's Largest Oil Fields On The Pacific Island of Iwo Jima

American Geologists Have Found One of The World's Largest Oil Fields On The Pacific Island of Iwo Jima

MOUNT SURIBACHI CITY, Iwo Jima - (Satire News) - The famous World War II Pacific Island, Iwo Jima is now back in the news after 77 years. Iwo Jima's Mount Suribachi is the place where six US marines raised the American flag, so that all of the Jap…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells The Big U.S. Oil Companies To Lower Their Damn Prices or He'll Buy All of Our Oil From Mexico

President Biden Tells The Big U.S. Oil Companies To Lower Their Damn Prices or He'll Buy All of Our Oil From Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden said he has had it with Exxon-Mobil, Shell, Conoco, Chevron, and Phillips 66, and thinking that they can keep on gauging the pockets of every man and woman in the nation. He pointed out that each…

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Funny story: Britain opens world's first human fat power station

Britain opens world's first human fat power station

With the high price of oil and sanctions on Russia, Western countries are having to look to new sources of cheaper energy. France is increasing its number of nuclear power plants and the Netherlands is building more wind turbines. Meanwhile, the UK i…

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Funny story: McDonald’s Adds Sweet Crude to Value Menu

McDonald’s Adds Sweet Crude to Value Menu

(Chicago, IL) In a surprising move, fast-food giant McDonald’s added “Barrel of Crude Oil” to their world-wide menu offerings yesterday, where it is featured on the Value Menu or Dollar Menu joining all-time favorites the McChicken and the McDouble.

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Funny story: Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea

Iranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea

Today the Iranian Navy boarded the British oil tanker Bloody Hell Brexit Already, but were unable to take command of the vessel. "There simply was not time for such rubbish," said the Captain Reginald Kipling. "We were just pouring tea and having...

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Funny story: The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

Sleepy Hallow, Connecticut - Chairman of the Feudal Reserve, Graat “The Shark” White, held a small press conference here today to announce a plan to save on ink used for printing currency. “We only profit from the value of the money we print, b...

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Funny story: Oil Discovered In Man's Back Garden

Oil Discovered In Man's Back Garden

The discovery of oil, the commodity that the whole world would like to get its greasy hands on, is always momentous, and it was no different last Sunday afternoon in the Battambang commune of Tapon, when a resident doing some garden maintenance had t...

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Funny story: We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

Vice President Mike Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and National Security Adviser John Bolton are all wiping the drool from the corners of their mouths over the current developments in the Venezuela crisis. Mike Pence said that "America wil...

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Funny story: Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Gets Into Fight Over Climate Change Advice

Pope Francis has spoken out at the end of a two-day conference in the Vatican, saying that the world must convert to clean fuel, and that climate change was a challenge of "epochal proportions". But representatives of some of the companies present...

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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Animal Farm, Part 9: The Pipeline

Marksy - along with all the other horses - had no idea what "subsistence" meant, but they were told by Murdoch that they could look it up if they needed to. They didn't know how or where to look things up, so Murdoch told them the "truth," as he put it, telling the horses it meant "just enough to survive" for right now. The Boar also told the horses that it was just temporary, and that once the...

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Funny story: Trump To Get Convoy Of Supertankers For Iraq Oil

Trump To Get Convoy Of Supertankers For Iraq Oil

At the debate yesterday, September 7, on MSNBC, Donald Trump said we should take all of the oil out of Iraq and bring it to America. He complained that America spent $3 trillion, we lost thousands and thousands of lives, "And then what happens is,...

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Funny story: "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...

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Funny story: Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil

After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...

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Funny story: White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...

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Funny story: Climate changing denier deny deniers

Climate changing denier deny deniers

In a startling turn about "Slick" Jim Mason, CEO of Exxon announced that he has seen the light and is reversing his opinion on climate change. "I think," Mason said, "fossil fuels does cause global warmin' and climate change." Jim took off his cow...

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Funny story: Costs-Benefits Luncheon on Capitol Hill... Obama.

Costs-Benefits Luncheon on Capitol Hill... Obama.

Yesterday, President Obama looking resplendent in tux and bow delivered the following address to a select group of financial experts, bankers and Congressmen at a luncheon held at Capitol Hill Washington. Here is part of his address. "Seven thous...

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