Phoebe Cates
Has nice tits
Rising from the pool
Gives me the fits
Jennifer Jason Leigh
In a striped bikini
Take her to the changing room
Give her a baby
Hey bud, its Jeff Spicoli
Let’s buy tickets to Cheap Trick
Mike Damone is a total prick
Mister Vargas has a sexy wife
Teaching autopsies
You bet your life
Hey hey, Mister Hand
History teacher with the plan
Smoke at lunch, get a little high
Order in a pizza pie
Poor old Brad
Can’t keep a job
Got caught
Rubbing his knob
Open the safe
He just can’t win
Coffee in the face
Alright, Hamilton!
Fast times at Ridgemont High
Our youth has now gone by
Life there would be real cool
Why couldn’t that be my highschool?