The American Supreme Court can’t find a hole in its ass. And they’ve really really been looking. John Roberts started the search cuz if he didn’t he wouldn’t be called the Head Judge, so he did his job, but, alas, his job wasn’t good enough.
Someone leaked that abortion would become Alito illegal, but no one knows who?
Cindy Lou-Who from Whoville? Maybe she did it. Will she squeal? Thumbscrews and no Christmas presents? Talk bitch, or we got nuthin’!
Who leaked the law before the law became law? The Supreme Court (supreme … let’s reflect on that word, shall we?) can judge and determine ever so much in America, can make and break laws, can have a few weasel insurrectionists among its numbers (and their wives), but, alas, like Jeffery Epstein hanging in his cell and writing names in his little black book … no one knows who did the crime!
So without a criminal, there can be no crime. Thus, the criminal goes scott free. And that’s how the law really works, Cindy Lou … now make a run for it to the Caribbean or somewhere without a extradition treaty with the USA.
Once she’s safe, the Supreme Court will do all in its power to barely look for her, and let her live in peace as long as she keeps her mouth shut.
