Alito is a Burrito

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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A Judge Who Still Lives In The Past

Well, that wacky American Supreme Court is at it again.

Old “Justice” Alito quoted some git from Britain in the 1700s or thereabouts about why it was a good thing to tell women they couldn’t abort a rapist’s baby. And when the law comes from a past century, you just know Americans really can travel back in time.

Soon all American women will be forced to dress like they’re on “Little House on the Prairie”. Not a lot of black or Latino people in that show … which should speak volumes.

Why doesn’t Alito go back farther in time and quote from the Roman Emperors? Did Caligula or Nero ever say decree something that the modern court loves and wants to keep alive? Hell, Alito, why not just quote Hitler? Lots of people – good and totally fucked in the head – have made laws throughout history. Doesn’t make the laws good, just … an attempt at “justice”, or “Just us”.

And that’s what MAGA wants. Just them … no one else … and once conformity is reached, they’ll still call it democracy. (The Chinese and Israelis call their societies democracies too, don’t they? And when people stop laughing, they get mad that their bullshit ship ain’t floating.)

I’d rather eat and shit out a burrito than listen to an “authority” like Alito.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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