The Constitution is Unconstitutional Says Trump

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 4 December 2022

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Even Mentally ill Democrats, and Mentally ill Blacks and Gays.

I was cheated out of being president a second time because the Constitution is Unconstitutional.

Now I know that sounds like I am being Nutty - and I have been accused of being a Nut Case many times - but it is true. The Constitution lets everyone vote. Even Mentally ill Democrats, and Mentally ill Blacks and Gays.

Anybody can see that This should not be that way.

Millions of Not Competent Mentally ill (and some dead people) voted for Biden - and I was robbed of being President.

So obviously the Constitution has to be Terminated and me reinstated as President - and Biden kicked out by the Senate.

I am not infallible - (but am most of the time). I was wrong about drinking Bleach to cure Covid - I admit that. Apple cider vinegar works better.

If I have to - I will get re - elected in 2024 - and will be the first Presidential Terminator - get rid of the Constitution and replace it with a Business Contract (4 years) - with terms advantageous to me.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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